Staggering Statistics

Statistics claim that some 62.5 percentage of adults in the United States have consumed at least one glass of alcohol in the last year. These figures give a clear picture as to the awesome amount of work we have ahead of us. It is the official hope of the unofficial Prohibition Party that, with drudgery and prayer, we can see those numbers remain the same or increase, with the difference being that every last one of these adults will be breaking the law. We are, after all, better than them in our moral fiber and unwillingness to flinch when faced with blandishing mortal sins.